I thought it was forever...

It started like all the best relationships. I paid cold, hard cash for her on iStock Photos.

Sure, we had our arguments, she came as a .jpg and I only like .pngs but we worked through it. We changed resolutions together and promised it was forever.

Imagine then, my surprise, when I was driving down the A50 out of Uttoxeter and I saw her on the back of a lorry. Someone else's lorry. The face of DP touting for a double glazing company?

I would write a song about it but it has been done so well by John Geils that I leave you with his immortal words..

My blood runs cold, my memory had just been sold.

How could she?

My Angel is a Centerfold